aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via librenana)

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via mrnotsoniceguy)

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via the-amuro-ray)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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