grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
    me: grandma you're like 80

    Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
    Me: *Scrolls past*




Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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when I was in high school some dudes would play a game called soap drop and they would walk up to people and yell “sOAP DROP” and slap the books out of someone’s hands and another person would come up behind them when they bent over to pick them up, and pelvic thrust them so they fell and then one time they did it to a gay kid and he didn’t fall and he said “I guess that’s what happens when you mess with a power bottom” IM STILL LAUGHING

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